X's take on "advertising"...

Xavier: Will baby Audrey be advertised?
Me: What?!
Xavier: In church...is she gonna get "advertised"? You know with water?
Me: Ah... you mean baptized. Yes, Audrey will be baptized this Sunday in church.
Xavier: Is she gonna get water on her?
Me: Yes.
Xavier: All over her or just her head?
Me: Just her head.
Xavier: Is GOD going to do it?
Me: No honey, God will not be doing it.
Xavier: Oh...it will be Jesus then.
Me: No honey, Jesus will not be doing it either.
Xavier: Oh... (long pause) it must be Mary then.
Me: No sweetheart, the priest will be doing it.
Xavier: I just LOVE Mary at church.
Me: So who is going to baptize baby Audrey at Church?
Xavier: GOD is. And Jesus and Christ! Is it going to be Christ then?

It is so wonderful to be able to explain things clearly....